Here's the problem

It's really hard to make a Carmen Sandiego style post when you can just google any hint I give you. I guess this will just have to be an honor system thing? And I suppose it doesn't matter that much, since if you are reading this there is a 100% chance you are either my sister or my mother, in which case you already have a detailed itinerary, but:

A crime has occurred! A son of a certain fabulously wealthy ruling family has stolen the throne and locked his father up in the family fort. Unless you come to the rescue ASAP, the father will spend the rest of his days imprisoned and staring at the tomb of his beloved wife. Also, our insider spies report that in the country where this crime occurred the son's name is synonymous with deceit and cunning.

So, gumshoe, where am I? Hurry!

Yours,
R

P.S. My travel companions are currently disowning me over the lameness of this post.